People who don't drink coffee scare me.
That Diet Coke from last night did me wrong. So much for living on the edge.
If Charlie Sheen were such a winner, he would've owned a rocketship already. Hey winners, will you all take a step forward? Hi, Paul Allen! Not so fast, Sheen!
Kate Middleton's dress is amazing! Go Team McQueen! Too bad Wills looks a lot like Frankenstein now.
OK it's Friday and I'm back to work. Time for some throat ripping.
Friday, April 29, 2011
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Monday, April 25, 2011
Things I have learned about my local supermarket
1. Do not linger by the gelato counter too long if you don't intend to buy any. The cheery guy behind the counter will happily give you so many samples that you will feel obligated to buy a scoop.
2. The cheese counter has the coolest sense of humor
3. Buy some meat and someone will cook it for you to eat at the wine bar
4. Samples are happily shared to everyone even if you go by them more than once
5. The good beers are hidden in the back for those who are worthy enough for them
6. Their donuts are terrible unless you have taste for sawdust or recycled newspaper
7. The unassuming coffee bean roaster is much more knowledgeable than you would think. Those probably aren't prison tattoos.
8. Try not to drive here
2. The cheese counter has the coolest sense of humor
3. Buy some meat and someone will cook it for you to eat at the wine bar
4. Samples are happily shared to everyone even if you go by them more than once
5. The good beers are hidden in the back for those who are worthy enough for them
6. Their donuts are terrible unless you have taste for sawdust or recycled newspaper
7. The unassuming coffee bean roaster is much more knowledgeable than you would think. Those probably aren't prison tattoos.
8. Try not to drive here
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