Who is you? #12

Good luck to you and your ventures.



You = Shaggy Venice Beach man and his two-headed turtle. With the help of his two-headed turtle (who is wading in a tupperware tub full of Aquafina), he hopes to lure on-coming tourists into his House of Freaks to see his two-headed cat.

Dear Aspiring Actor/Stuntman who Started His Own Fan Club

Good for you, guy! Congratulations on getting your myspace page together! Truly clever to take your name and add "fanclub" to the end for your website. Easy to find! It's so admirable to take your best shirtless photos and write brilliant captions like "5 years of devoted exercise" and "working out done right." I don't know how you do it. Not to mention, that any cyberspace pedestrian will appreciate that Linkin Park hit of 1998. Everyone LOVES that song! Not to mention those YouTube clips of you as a non-speaking paramedic, or fireman, or mechanic. Good job! Giving the fans, all 8 of them including Tom, your girlfriend, Tila Tequila, your little sister, your old high school, Linkin Park, HIV, and your parents, what they want.

Furry Creature Light by Supakitch

From Wooster Collective

I am obsessed

My Mother's Thanksgiving

This year, my mother has decided on hosting Thanksgiving. Her hyper-organization is just reflective of her excitement for the upcoming American feeding frenzy. Note: Thanksgiving is not celebrated in the Philippines, where my family is from. This is their interpretation.

Here was this morning's email:

Mi Familia,

Please see the attached spreadsheet, items which we recommend. You will notice that there are many non-food items. You are free to substitute any of the items. Dawn has the first choice for dessert. Phil, I think you will have to coordinate with the parents of minor children with regards to entertainment. Also, we need drivers for carpooling (save the environment) - you will get preferred parking and Mama's lengua.


Call me at XXX-XXX-XXXX or XXX-XXX-XXXX for special needs.


Shelagh asked what is the meaning of life? The answer is on page 42.



Beibi

Here is the aforementioned spreadsheet: (Note option 22: Outdoor heaters/fireplace)

New Hobby: Skateboarding

Venice's compact geography makes getting around fairly easy. Just enough for me to become curious about other convenient modes of transportation: like walking, biking and now, a skateboard.

Mike was inspired to skate again. So he put me on one of his old trick boards and oh dear, was that a horrid sight. Since I hadn't ridden a skateboard for almost 2 years, I needed some time to re-learn how to ride. It took nearly 35 mins for me to go to the bank only 2 blocks away. Thank you, lack of coordination and fear of falling. While I trailed behind, Mike was up ahead hearing my girlish screams as I made my way.

With the trick board not being so successful, he got me the board above. Something small and user-friendly. Just for going places. Lorenzo got a mini longboard one! The three of us skated on our new boards in a parking lot until it was already dark out. I managed to be the only one who took a spill, but that was predictable to anyone who knows me. Looks like we have a new obsession.

Michelle Obama: Fashion Icon?

So Anna Wintour, Vogue's Editor in Chief, has invited Future First Lady, Michelle Obama, to pose on the cover of Vogue. It's been a tradition for the fashion publication to feature first ladies.

I think she's a remarkable woman. She's the tops! I just fantasize that she embraces her inner Wilhemina Slater and becomes a fierce fashion icon. Lord knows that the JCrew ensemble from the Tonight Show won't cut it. Does she want to be a Jackie O or a Jackie No?! This is her time to shine! Oscar De La Renta! Something! I hope she does the cover of Vogue. I'd love to have a fashionable first lady. Of course I want her to maintain her integrity, but who doesn't want to see her wearing couture? The other first ladies all wore De La Renta...but that's because they had to counter their unattractiveness. Michelle would certainly work it.

Bridal Battery : Monique Lhuillier Sample Sale

Carb up and get a good night's rest. It's time for the Monique Lhuillier Sample Sale! My last memory of this sale is dodging concussions among flying silk dresses and nearly nude brides to be. Exciting times! But my boss did score a deal on a lovely gown that made for those elegant and fashion-like wedding photos...

Monique Lhuillier Sample Sale
Sunday 10a-5p
1201 S. Grand Ave, 2nd Floor
Los Angeles, CA
323 655 1088

President Barack Obama

Sounds good, huh?

Our New First Family

Los Angeles and Richard Wagner

So the LA Opera Director, Placido Domingo (who knew?!) just announced that there will be a 10 week art festival celebrating The Ring by Richard Wagner. The big guys in charge want to put us through a 10-week cultural bootcamp so we can become a "cultural mecca." Exciting.

America and our Gluttocracy

Does anyone find it funny that we get free gluttony with our right to vote? Free coffee. Free donut. Free ice cream. I do. I think it's great! Next, I'd like some free sloth. For instance, maybe a free carwash or pedicure with my ballot stub and empowered "I Voted" sticker.

More Election Fun

By artist Patrick Moberg

Thanks, Lorenzo

An apology

To anyone who saw the Yes on Prop 8 ads on my blog. I want to say that Google had posted that ad. So just to clarify where I stand on Proposition 8, I will say No on Prop 8!

Venice Beach Wines

I would never describe myself as a beach person. Even after being a UCSC Banana Slug in Santa Cruz, one of California's favorite surfing destinations, I still hadn't embraced the idea of being a flip-flopper. But places like Venice Beach Wines make it easy for me to forget my beach biases.

Venice Beach Wines is probably the size of my studio apartment. Tucked away in a house within the residential parts of Venice, VBW is a gem for the locals. (Note: I can't say enough about how much I love houses turned into businesses.) Their candlelit patio is modest with merely wooden benches and old wine crates for resting your glasses and cheese plates. They have a wide selection of wines to choose from (line entirely borrowed from a BevMo ad) and have great cheeses and charcuterie to munch on. A nice intimate place to bring another or to meet and greet with other people from the area. Because it's so quaint and so convenient, the patio tends to get full. But no worries, you can always buy a bottle and pedal somewhere else.

Venice Beach Wines
529 Rose Ave
Venice, CA 90291

Happy Election Day!

What I did on Halloween

Fell asleep to this movie.

Time and Happiness

If You and I are going at the same pace towards the same destination (Let destination = happy) in parallel life-pods, I don't care how you furnish it or what's on your ipod. Take whichever way you want. Pace yourself. Don't be alarmed by my apathy. They know. I have to maintain my energy and momentum for my plush pod. Surely if I notice some sort of unnecessary detour, derailment, or flat tire, I will pause and help. Care. Hopefully, they know. You seem to be doing well. I know.

Who is you? #10

OK, so I admit I had a distaste for you at first. But now after some thought, I really do like you.



You = Venice, CA

Your walkability/bike friendly streets that lead to cozy tucked away houses turned restaurants (just like Portland, OR!) are peacemaking. Pockets of architecture mixed with 60's hippy leanings make for a lovable combination. The fact that your history has deterred chains is respectable not to mention your community of giving, friendly, free spirits add a unique charm all its own.

My Pumpkin

Some people haven't grasped the concept. Idiots.